New low: just hacked my moms facebook
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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