she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
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So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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