my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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