"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
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Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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