whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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