big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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