Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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