You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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