Well apparently he's into motor boating.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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