I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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