cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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