I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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