margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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