Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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