Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
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So many bounce houses so little time
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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