im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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