Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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