Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
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Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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