I want to walk on stilts...naked
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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