You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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