Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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