Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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