Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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