Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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