i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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