ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
The beer is more important than you right now.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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