Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
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I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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