If that was your dad, he is hot
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
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I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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