So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
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Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?