I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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