Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Dating After Heartbreak
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.