Me too!
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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