if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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