Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
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Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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