she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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