you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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