Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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