No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
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