I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
barbara walters just said penis...
only if we run a train.
done.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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