It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
the gays at disneyland are vicious
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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