so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Randomize
