just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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