how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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