susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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