I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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