awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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