I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
His nipple licking is glorious
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