I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
What a dumb baby whore.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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