She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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