More tranny stories later!
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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