i jhust puked up my retainher.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
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