Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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