i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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