Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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