I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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