hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
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Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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