So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
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I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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