So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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