Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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