I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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