Duck Duck Cougar?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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