Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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